angels-and-alcohol:

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic

(Source: moon-sylph, via comeplayandgoaway)


“I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world — you know, a kid sister of the “real comedians”. I like the idea of positioning myself as legendary rather than trying to fit in. Now do I see myself like that every day? No, but I think it’s a funny attitude and maybe on some weird, spiritual level, maybe it’s a good attitude.” - Chelsea Peretti

I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world — you know, a kid sister of the “real comedians”. I like the idea of positioning myself as legendary rather than trying to fit in. Now do I see myself like that every day? No, but I think it’s a funny attitude and maybe on some weird, spiritual level, maybe it’s a good attitude.” - Chelsea Peretti

(Source: itsbrooklyn99, via comeplayandgoaway)

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony, via marythewingedhumanoid)






Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

(Source: official-maximum-ride, via gaygirl2000)

(Source: mindgardens, via gaygirl2000)

czaritsa:

sebasstianvael:

“people who are sick don’t play video games all day”

image

“If you really felt bad you wouldn’t be on the computer.”

image

(Source: spookyoberyn, via countess-death-tail)

project-suto:

johinro:

… Vika is vintage :D

That looks so good

project-suto:

johinro:

… Vika is vintage :D

That looks so good

(via graceandbeautywins)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

stfueverything:

sizvideos:

Video

wow

watch the fat guy version of this video—where it’s a skinny guy turned fat and the girls meet up with him. it goes SO DIFFERENT. they actually talk about things other than his weight, and he even gets kissed.

oh, society.

(via holyshaposhnikovas)

  • Romeo:

    I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing

  • Juliet:

    I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself

  • --

  • Romeo:

    We should kiss right now at this party

  • Juliet:

    No that is a super dumb idea

  • Romeo:

    *kisses her anyway*

  • Juliet:

    That was dumb of you

  • --

  • Romeo:

    We should get married right now

  • Juliet:

    We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?

  • Romeo:

    Like tomorrow?

  • Juliet:

    Sure, fine.

  • --

  • Juliet:

    We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.

  • Romeo:

    Right.

  • Romeo:

    It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.

  • --

  • Juliet:

    Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.

  • Romeo:

    *immediately kills himself*

  • Juliet:

    For fucks sake.

mishasminions:

[source]
CLAIRE NOVAK’S BACK AND I AM CURIOUS AS TO WHAT THEY’RE GONNA DO WITH HER OTHER THAN BE AN INSTRUMENT THAT FUELS CASTIEL’S NEVER-ENDING GUILT

mishasminions:

[source]

CLAIRE NOVAK’S BACK AND I AM CURIOUS AS TO WHAT THEY’RE GONNA DO WITH HER OTHER THAN BE AN INSTRUMENT THAT FUELS CASTIEL’S NEVER-ENDING GUILT

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